Please waste your time on me.
— Six Word Story (via puppetscat)♥ 68361 2 minutes ago
…because people who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation. It’s a way for people to be honest without telling the truth.
— Chuck Klosterman, Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (via sofarfetched)♥ 4108 2 minutes ago
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom♥ 380748 3 minutes ago
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???♥ 686746 3 minutes ago
It was better to have told somebody; it had made a difference.
— Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road (via distantheartbeats)♥ 128 4 minutes ago
RUSSIA HAS DECLARED THAT THEY’RE INVADING UKRAINE OFFICIALLY. NOT EVEN HIDING BEHIND OLD AGREEMENTS. Britain has to aid the Ukrainians against the Russians now, America warned Russia not to, with consequences if they did, so now they’re involved, Canada was looking into what Russia was doing to see how bad it was and they to have to get involved even more.
WHAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THAT IT COULD ACTUALLY DRASTICALLY ESCALTED INTO SOMETHING RESEMBLING A WORLD WAR.♥ 128319 6 minutes ago
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”♥ 111453 7 minutes ago
there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded♥ 103223 7 minutes ago
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating♥ 233928 8 minutes ago
♥ 123876 11 minutes ago
- when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
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